This is the legit version that Darren plays. It's pretty accurate but some parts may be
added in. I've included all the chords I think he plays. For the most part they are
aligned correctly but always try to hear it out to see if it's in the right place.
Chords: D |x56665|
Em |x79987|
A13b |5x566x|
A7 |5x565x|
D#dim |6757xx|
D9 |x5455x|
G |355433|
Gm |355333|
F#m7 |2x22xx|
Bm7 |x20232|
*Bm |799777|
F#m |x91111109|
G |x1011111110|
A9 |x12111212|
Bm7 (for “why”) |7x7777|
Em9 |x7577x|
E9 |x7677x|
F#7 |2x23xx|
D/C# |x40232|
Gmaj7 |x10121112x|
Fdim |x8979x|
Intro: A13b A7
D D#dim
I feel like a loser
Em
I feel like I've lost
D D9 G
I feel like I'm not so sure if I feel anything at all
F#m Em
but believe me, I'm not helpless I just
Bm A G A
need someone to love
D F#m7 Bm7 *Bm
so my situation's rough
Em F#m G A9
but that just makes me a dumb human
D A13b
like you
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D D#dim
I feel like a short-stop
Em
Along third base
D D9 G
I may just help you but I still don't like your face
F#m Em
but believe me, I'm not hostile I just
Bm A G A
want to hear you laugh
D F#m7 Bm7 *Bm
when I'm sarcastic like that
Em F#m G A9
but that just makes me a dumb human
D
like you
Bm7
Why
Em9 G (barre)
Do I have this incredible need to stand up
A (barre) D
and say "Please, pay attention?"
Bm7 E9
It's the last thing that I need
G F#m
to make myself see
Em A13b
well, that ain't my intention
no
D
I feel like an artist
Em
Who's lost his touch
D D9 G
He likes himself in his art, but not his art too much
F#7 G Gm
but believe me, I've got something
D D/C# Bm A
I just don't know how to say
G A7sus4 A7
That I'm just fine with the way
F#m7 Bm7 Bm
with the way that I'm moving
Em F#m Gmaj7
but that just makes me a dumb human
F#m Fdim
that just makes me
Em F#m G A9
that just makes me a human like
D Dmaj7
you
