Um, I found this tab to be incredibly accurate and I thought I would put it here.
The video tutorial I got it from is this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECQY2vgiS0&feature=channel_video_title
So if you can't figure out how to play it, just go there.
A13b.....A7.....
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I feel like a loser
....D#dim..........Em
I feel like I've lost
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I feel like I'm not so sure if I feel anything at all
.............F#m......................Em..................
But believe me, I'm not helpless I just
Bm...............A..........G.......A
Need someone to love
............D....F#m7...Bm7....Bm
So my situation's rough
......................Em.............F#m........G.........A9......D.....A13b
But that just makes me a dumb human like you
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I feel like a shortstop
D#dim........Em...
Along third base
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I may just help you but I still don't like your face
............F#m.....................Em................
But believe me, I'm not hostile I just
Bm........A..............G........A...
Want to hear you laugh
...................D........F#m7...Bm7...Bm..
When I'm sarcastic like that
......................Em.............F#m........G........A9.......D..
But that just makes me a dumb human like you
Bm7............................Em9................................G...
Why do I have this incredible need to stand up
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And say "Please, pay attention?"
Bm7...........E9........................
It's the last thing that I need
.....G....................F#m..
To make myself seen
...............Em..............A13b.........
Well, that ain't my intention No
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I feel like an artist
...........D#dim....Em(mute)
Who's lost his touch
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He likes himself in his art, but not his art too much
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But believe me, I've got something
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I just don't know how to say
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That I'm just fine with the way
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With the way that I'm moving
......................Em..............F#m.......Gmaj7
But that just makes me a dumb human
F#m.......Fdim.............Em..
That just makes me
........F#m............G.............A9.........D....Dmaj7
That makes me a human like you
