Hicks Dan - The Piano Has Been Drinking Chords & Tabs

The Piano Has Been Drinkin’

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The piano has been drinkin’
			(piano has been drinkin’)
Am		  D
My neck tie is asleep
		(neck tie is asleep)
G
The  combo went back to New York 
					(back to New York)
Am                           D
The jukebox has to take a leak
			(gotta take a leak now)
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The carpet needs a haircut 
		       (carpet needs a hair cut)
Am                                         D
And the spot light looks like a prison break
					          (it’s bright)
G
‘cause the telephone is out of cigarettes
				(out of cigarettes)
Am                          D
And the balcony is on the make
		      (on the make)
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The piano has been drinkin’
		         (piano has been drinkin’)
Am			D
The piano has been drinkin’
		        (piano has been drinkin’)
G
Mmmmm

Am			D






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And the menus are all freezing;
			(menus are all freezing)
Am			   D
And the light man is blind in one eye
				    (blind in one eye)
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And he can’t see out the other
			(can’t see out the other)
Am                             D
The piano tuners got a hearin’ aide 
 (say what)
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And he showed up with his mother
   					(showed up with his mother)
Am                               D
And the piano has been drinkin’
			  (piano has been drinkin’)
G
Mmmmmm

Am                              D
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And the bouncer is a suma wrestler
		          (bouncer is a wrestler)
Am                            D
Cream puff  Casper milk-tose
				(casper milk-tose)
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And the owner is a mental midget
		         (mental midget)
Am                       D
 With the IQ of a fencepost
(with the IQ of a fence post)

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‘cause the piano has been drinkin’
			 (piano has been drinkin’)



Am                         D
the piano has been drinkin’
			(piano has been drinkin’)
G
mmmmmmm

Am                         D

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and you can’t find your waitress
			   (you can’t find your waitress)
Am                  D
with a   Geiger counter
            (Geiger counter)
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and she hates you, and your friends and you

Am                               D
 just can’t get served with out her
(just can’t get served with out her)

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the box office is droolin’
			(box office is droolin’)
Am                           D
and the bar stools are on fire
			       (talk about a hot seat)
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and the newspapers we’ve been foolin’
				  (newspapers we been foolin’)
Am                             D
and the ash trays have retired
			          (have retired)
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and the piano has been drinkin’
			(piano has been drinkin’)


Am                        D
the piano has been drinkin’
			        (not me    not me)
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not meeeeeeeeee….
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