Chords:
D: XX0232
Dsus2: XX0230
Em9: XX0032
D/C#: X40232
D/Bm: X20232
Dmaj: 200232
Bm: X24432
Bm/A: X04432
G: 320033
A: X02220
Intro:
D-Dsus2-D-Em9
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Here we are, dear old friend.
Bm Bm/A G A
You and I, drunk again.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.
Bm Bm/A G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.
D A Bm G
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance.
A G A
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants.
D-Dsus2-D-Em9 2x
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D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
It's not that I don't care, I do.
Bm Bm/A G A
I just don't see myself in you.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Another time, another scene.
Bm Bm/A G A
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean.
D A Bm G
Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls.
A G A
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand.
D-Dsus2-D-Em9 4x
D Dsus2 D Em9
We've never hugged; we've never kissed.
D Dsus2 D Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist.
D Dsus2 D Em9
But you have opened brand new doors.
D Dsus2 D Em9 D Dsus2 Em9 D
Get over here and drop your drawers.
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