This is the Hilarious song "Has Been" from the Album "Has Been", produced by Ben Folds. Enjoy!
Capo 3rd fret (Original Key: Gm)
Opening riff:
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C Am
Em
Has Been
(With the opening):
C Am Em
Has Been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
G
Jack
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend?
Em
Dick
Don't say dick
C G
And you friend, what's your handle?
Am
Don
Em
Two thumbs Don
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Em
Riding on their armchairs
D/A Em
They dream of wealth and fame
G
Fear is their companion
Em
Nintendo is their game
C G
Never done jack and two thumbs Don
Am
And sidekick don't say dick
Em
We'll laugh at others failures
D Em
Though they have not done shit
(with opening riff):
I've heard of you
C Am
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
Yeah
Em
The never was talking about still trying
I got it
C Am
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
Em
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
G
Jack
Never done Jack
Em
And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
I don't say dick
C G Am (Stop)
Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
Two thumbs up
What are you afraid of?
Em
Failure?
So am I
Has been implies failure
Not so
Has been is history
C
Has been was
(with opening riff)
Am
Has been might again
Em
Tab by Tomer Navot
