80 Year Old Whore
Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 3
Intro
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I was walking with my buddies,
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And saw a few hot chicks,
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But, I wasnt interested in them,
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No, they werent the finest picks,
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But, then you caught my attention,
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From the window of the old folks place,
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Right away I knew I was in love,
F G
When I saw the wrinkles on your face,
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I came inside to meet you,
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And you hobbled right through the door,
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With your walker,
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Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C Am
I love it that your pubes are grey,
F G
And your boobs sag to the floor,
C Em
Every time I take out your dentures,
F G
I know whats in store,
C Am
Its time to clean your dentures,
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Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
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Young girls dont turn me on,
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Experience is a must,
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Especially when youre 4 foot 8,
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And your vagina collects dust,
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When we get to kissin,
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You wheeze as I get hyper,
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And I love it when you pluck your whiskers,
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As I take off your diaper,
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You ask me to change you,
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But, baby, that all depends,
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Pun intended,
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Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
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I love it when your knees give out,
F G
And you fall straight to the floor,
C Em
Every time I spank that ass,
F G
You poop in your drawers,
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But I dont care at all,
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Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
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Many nights, well just stay in,
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Well eat applesauce and well watch porn,
C Am
As I massage your hunchback,
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And nibble on your corns,
C Am
Your bones are a creakin,
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And your arm flab gets me hard,
C Am
But then the Alzheimers kicks in,
F G
And you dont know where the hell you are,
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During sex you love it,
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When I whisper in your hearing aid,
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I love you, Ethel,
C Am F G
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
C Am F G
I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store,
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And I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War,
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Cause Im so damn in love with my beautiful,
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80 year-old whore
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THE END.
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