Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
C G x2
C G
I step through the doors of the nightclub,
N.C.
Ladies dancing all around me,
C G
I go to the bar and I order a drink,
N.C.
An apple martini,
C G
Youre sitting there and youre all alone,
N.C.
Oh, what should I do?
C G
I grab a seat and make my move,
N.C.
And I whisper to you,
Am G
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?)
Am G
Cause you just blew me away,
C G Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C G Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C G Am
Just give me a kiss or be my miss,
G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am G
I know my names not Elmo,
N.C. C
But you can tickle me anytime,
G C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
C G
Now, I dont understand just what I say,
N.C.
That makes you walk away,
C G
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N.C.
Cause I see myself in them today,
C G
Or when I say that Im a love pirate,
N.C.
And Im here for your booty,
C G
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N.C.
And Ill be your Hootie,
Am G
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,
Am G
The more you play with me that harded I get,
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C G Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C G Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C G Am
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate,
G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am G
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,
N.C. C
But I can make your bed rock anytime,
G C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,
Am G
I can be your Jedi master,
Am G
If you let me stick my force in you,
Am G Am
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass?
G
And keep it overdue?
C G
Women dont see or notice my charm,
N.C.
When I spit my game,
C G
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N.C.
They just call me lame,
C G
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N.C.
So I know what youre thinkin,
C G
But seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N.C.
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln,
Am G
I got the F, the C, & the K,
Am G
All I need now is U,
C G Am
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
Im droppin these lines all the time,
C G Am
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
G
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
C G Am
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
G
Girl, itll be fine,
Am G C
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,
G C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
G
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Am G C
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
THE END.
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