My Old Man
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
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You taught me how to tie my shoes,
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And you took me to the park to play,
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You watched me grow from a little boy into a man,
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You came to all of my soccer games,
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And you bought me my first bicycle,
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To make me smile, youd do all you can,
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But every time youd discipline me,
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When Id do something bad,
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Or every time youd say Adam, youre grounded,
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When I would make you mad,
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Well, Id look up at the man who raised me,
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The only one Ive had,
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And Id tell you to suck my dick,
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Cause youre not my real Dad,
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No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
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Just because you sleep with my Mom,
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Doesnt mean that you get to control me,
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You and I arent even blood related,
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Were not on the same fucking family tree,
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So, know your role, and watch your mouth,
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Cause if you ever make me sad,
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Ill tell the cops you touched my penis,
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Cause youre not my real Dad,
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No, no, no, no, no, youre not my real Dad,
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But can I borrow fifty bucks?
THE END.
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