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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Apples, I'm Home
tune guitar down about 1/4 step
G: 320033
A7: x02020
D: xx0232
Apples, I'm home (melody line B:-1-1-4-7)------------------|
)Gonna grab a f*ck (B:-1-1-4-4-7)-|
(Maybe play some hockey)
G A7
My mouth is a liar (beware)
G A7
My feet are on fire (who cares)
G A7
I've never been shy-er (i'm not scared)
D G
If everyone's bumping around
A7
Because
G A7
Knowers know to know and
G A7
Goers go to go and
G A7
Show-ers show to show and
D
No one's gonna ask your name
G A7
When you fade into forever
G A7
(i can't figure out the lyrics to this line. can anyone help?)
G A7
How can anyone say right or wrong (i love you)
D G
And then tell you you're ok
Oh I loved the ground once
And i kept my fingers warm
Everything was true
Everything was true
When your
G A7
Penis fell apart and
G A7
No one had a heart and
G A7
No one had a chart to
D G
Show you the right way
A7
You
G A7
Had to be a creature
G A7
Without specific features
G A7
There were no teachers
D G
To tell you what to say (rip out your guts)
outro:
e--------------------------------------2----------|
B-----------2-----------2-----------2--3----------|
G-----------0-----------0-----------0--2----------|
D-----0---0-------0---0-------0---0----0----------|
A---2---2-------2---2-------2---2-----------------|
E-3-----------3-----------3-----------------------|
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: My Shadow Tags on Behind
Tuned down 1/2 step
C: x32010
G: 320003
f: 133211
C G C C
Everything was wasted, tasted, face it kid
f G
You were never what they wanted
C G C C
I'm a bird, i'm a tree, i'm a fish outside.
C G C C
The city is a breast dangling from the sky
f G
Oh my feet go where we show the logo
C G C G C
my shadow tags on behind
C G C C
Oh the world was never meant to be the Brooklyn Bridge
C G C C
Arcades and soda and tulips
C G C C
Chimneys and houses and old things
C G C C
Computers and loving the cold things
f G
Oh my feet go when we show the logo
C G C G C
My shadow tags on behind
solo at 1:00
eb-------8-----7-----8----|
Bb---------------------8--|
Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------|
Db------------------------|
Ab------------------------|
Eb------------------------|
eb-------1-----1---1---1-3-|
Bb-------------------------|
Gb-0-1-2---2-2---2---2-----|
Db-------------------------|
Ab-------------------------|
Eb-------------------------|
eb-------8-----7-----8----|
Bb---------------------8--|
Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------|
Db------------------------|
Ab------------------------|
Eb------------------------|
eb-------8-----7-----8----|
Bb---------------------8--|
Gb-7-8-9---9-8---8-9------|
Db------------------------|
Ab------------------------|
Eb------------------------|
eb-------1-----1-----3-----3-|
Bb---------------------------|
Gb-0-1-2---2-2---2-4---4-4---|
Db---------------------------|
Ab---------------------------|
Eb---------------------------|
eb-------8-----7--8---3--8--|
Bb----------------8---3--8--|
Gb-7-8-9---9-8----9---4--9--|
Db----------------10--5--10-|
Ab----------------10--5--10-|
Eb----------------8---3--8--|
The solo melodies are played over the verses now.
C G C C
Oh time is like a green train of commuters
f
Love is a golden bath of computers
C G C C
I know that everyone's got something that they do
C G C C
But i don't wanna be obsolete to you
f G C
C G C
Oh i don't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you
C G C C
Oh why is once never enough?
C G C C
Why do i have to cum sticky stuff?
C G C C
I know that everyone's got something that they do
C G C C
But i don't wanna be obsolete to you
f G C
C G C
Oh i don't want to carry my bag on one shoulder for you-oo
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song:Bartholemew
(Adam's mom sings backup)
C: x32010
G7: 320001
Em: 022000
f: 133211
G: 320003
Play all chords as arpeggios
C
Bartholemew bring me a fork
G7
There's a minstrel parade on tv
C
Let the lights glow, an excellent reason
G7 C
To stay home tonight
C
Oh the old men wave their canes
Em
They have yesterday's brains
f G
And their worlds stop turning on sundays
C
The young lives are clipped
Em
And smudged on the rocks
f G
Distorted and forgotten
C
Quietly she enters the room
G7
But we can't talk, we can not be seen
C
Returning her new pair of jeans
G7 C
Just to stay home tonight
C
Oh the mirror always shows
Em
There's a stranger in my clothes
f G
Standing on the third rail
C
Lost at sea
Em
searching for me
f G
And we don't know how to sail
C
So if you go to guitar store
G7
You will see me again
Holding the door
C
It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor
G7 C
If you stay home tonight
C
Oh i saw you before
Em
In the guitar store
f G
I was lonely, lazy and useless
C
And Bartholemew moans
Em
To the counterfeit clones
f G
When he feels like he's not a human
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Mozzarella Swastikas
Adam uses an alternating bass pattern for the chords in this song. It looks something like this:
For C chords:
e---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--|
B---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--|
G---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--|
D-------2-----------2------|
A-3-----------3------------|
E--------------------------|
For G7 chords:
e---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--|
B---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--|
G---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0--|
D--------------------------|
A-------2-----------2------|
E-3-----------3------------|
For F chords:
e---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--|
B---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1--|
G---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2--|
D--------------------------|
A-------3-----------3------|
E-1-----------1------------|
Intro: strum the c chord pattern
Verse:
C
In a land made of string
G7
where the hills are balls of twine
and the doctor knits the sun
C
down in a baseball diamond mine
C
and the mozzarella sweaters
G7
get sewn to the tits
where the lump behind the sheet
C
is where the tumor took a shit
f
and i'll be getting head
C
under the rainbow
f
and i'll be getting head
C
under the rainbow
f
and i'll be getting head
C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail**
under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **
C
well we came upon a cracker
G7
and we all came on this cracker
and the last one had to eat it
C
and she did
C
but she threw it up like a whore
G7
and the sunshine stabbed right through her
like a whore on a skewer
C
in the wind
f
and i'll be getting head
C
under the rainbow
f
and i'll be getting head
C
under the rainbow
f
and i'll be getting head
C Am F G **see bottom of tab for detail**
under the raaa-inbo-oh-w **on how adam ends the chorus **
C
now the king was reading comics
G7
when he stepped into some vomit
and he screamed like forty wolves
C
being burned alive
C
and i rode my dolpin adam
G7
and he fed my dolphin stars
he fed my dolphin stars
C
like you'd put gasoline in cars
f
papa was smart
C
but mama said i wasn't
f
now i've got a million dollars
C
but who doesn't?
f
gonna go to the graveyard
C
to get some beggin' done
C Am
gonna dig up megan
f G C
and cut out my son
End of chorus:
e---0-------0----1---3--3-0---0--|
B---1-------1----1---3------3----|
G---0-------2----2---0-----------|back into c pattern
D-----------2--------------------|for next verse
A-3---3-2-0----------------------|
E--------------1---3-------------|
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Dance with Me
tune down 1/2 step
G5: 355xxx
Em5: 022xxx
C5: x355xx
D5: x577xx
Intro:
G5 Em5 C5 D5 G5
Verse:
G5
Heart and soul Baby
Em5
There's no goal
C5
Turn the lights on bright
D5 G5
You're a rock and roll star
Feel my love
Coming from the heavens above
When my eyes meet your eyes
You know it's true
Chorus:
G5
Baby come dance with me
Em5
Baby come dance with me-ee
C5 D5 G5
On tv at the tv station
Baby come dance with me
Baby come dance with me-ee
On tv at the tv station
You are lost
and I'm at home
And nobody wants to be here alone
Ooo baby's in mint condition
Man I'm doin' some dirty wishin'
Let's both get on that rocket to the stars
Baby come dance with me
Baby come dance with me-ee
On tv at the tv station
Baby come dance with me
Baby come dance with me-ee
On tv at the tv station
(repeat until fade)
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Computer Show
Abm: 466444
Dbm: x46654
F#: 244322
Eb: x68886
Abm
Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed
Dbm
To the computer show
F#
I didn't have a passport
Eb
So they turned me into snow
Eb
They turned me into snow
Abm
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Dbm
Into every store
F#
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Eb
Tell me what i'm for
Eb
Tell me what i'm for
Abm
Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed
Dbm
To the computer show
F#
I didn't have my passport
Eb
So they turned me into snow
Eb
They turned me into snow
Abm
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Dbm
Into every store
F#
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Eb
Tell me what i'm for
Abm
You caught my eye against your eye
Dbm
Deep inside the crowd
F#
You hung me from the hooks inside
Eb
My asshole and my mouth
Eb
My asshole and my mouth
Abm
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Dbm
Into every store
F#
Follow you follow you follow you follow you
Eb
Tell me what i'm for
Eb
Tell me what i'm for
solo (1:44) follows this basic pattern (make sure to throw in a few accidentals):
e-----4-------------------------------|
B---4---4-5-7-5-4-2-------------------|
G-------------------------------------| x2
D-6---------------------4-------------|
A---------------------4---4-6-7-6-4-3-|
E-------------------2-----------------|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/a/adam_green/garfield_crd.html ]
Abm
I stumbled in all wide-eyed
Dbm
To the computer show
F#
I didn't have my passport
Eb
So they turned me into snow
Eb
They turned me into snow
Eb
They turned me into snow
Eb
Take me home with you
Eb
Take me home with you
(random synth noises)
You needed to read the computer magazine
To know that you liked computers
To go to the computer show
To see me standing there
To take me home with you
I need to go home with you
I can't go home without going home with you
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Her Father and Her
tuned about 1/4 step down
Bm: x24432
G: 355433
Basic picking pattern:
Bm G Bm G
e-----2-2--------------------2-2-----------------------|
B-3---3-3-5------------2-3---3-3-5---------------------|
G---4----------4-3-4-3-----4----------4-3-4-3---4-4-4--|
D-----------------------------------------------5-5-5--|
A-2-2-2-2-2--------------2-2-2-2-2---------------------|
E------------3-3-3-3-3--------------3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-|
Bm G
Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the store
Bm G
We all lived there together with the army at the door
Bm G
No one to do my laundry or to tell me that they're sure
Bm G
But there really is no me and there's no army at the door
Bm G
I hustle my way to your bedside
Bm G
I ride on your body like a cab ride
Bm G
I carry refreshments to the good guys
Bm G
I made the good guys some home fries
Bm G
Pardon me anyone where is the nearest shore
Bm G
We're all in this together and the police are at the door
Bm G
Someone do my laundry or smash through the floor
Bm G
To the tropical vacation buried underneath the store
Bm G
And I was your favorite bullfighter
Bm G
Whose looks were new to your eyes
Bm G
And i fell apart in that bullfight
Bm G
Where the dress was the sky to your thighs
Bm G
She said that she had an hour
Bm G
Her father he was in the shower
Bm G
And she took me to her little tower
Bm G
And she showed me her little flower
Bm G
And just when i thought it was safe to put down my pen
Bm G
She said maybe i will let you fall in love with me again
Bm G
Maybe i will let you fall for loving me again
Bm G
Then she showed me her badge and i think she said then
Bm G
That i don't have the heart to tell you not to come
Bm G
And everyone has hands just to use someone
Bm G
And it makes me feel just like old gum
Bm G
To ride a fake horse into town
Bm G
To ride a lame horse into town
Bm G
To ride a dead horse into town
Bm G
To ride your big f*cking fake f*cking lame f*cking dead horse into town
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Baby's Gonna Die Tonight
Am: 577555
G: 355433
f: 133211
intro and verses
e----------0--------------------|
B--------1---1-----0---1-0------|
G------2---------0---0-----2----|
D----2-----------------------2--|
A--0----------------------------|
E--------------3----------------|
Baby's gonna be alright
Am G f G
And it don't mean I don't love you
Am G f G
When i put a gun to your face
Am G f G
It just means I wanna get rough with you
Baby's gonna be alright
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Times Are Bad
I emailed Adam about this song and he replied with the real chords and that his guitar
probably out of tune for the recording. I'll tab up the chords he told me he played. To
along with the cd, tune your guitar about 1/4 of a step up and substitute the chords this way:
CD Tab
F# (244322) | a (577655)
E (022100) | G (355433)
a (577655) | C (x35553)
a G
Well, times are bad
C a
And all the time you're feeling sad
a G
And people are laughing
C a
Telling you to go away
a G
And your feet are trudgin'
C a
You're always acting like a curmudgeon
a G
Well i know i know
C Bb a
That it's hard hard hard
a G
Well it's hard to walk around
C a
Feeling like a circus clown
a G
Grab a big baton
C a
And twirl it like a magic wand
G a
'Cause your cards are dealt
C a
And everything is deeply felt
a G
Well i know i know
C Bb a
That it's hard hard hard
a G
And the people that you love
C a
Are attacking you from above
a G
And everyone that you trust
C a
Is just selling you a bucket of lies
a G
Well just believe
C a
That it's all gonna be ok
a G
Well i know i know
C Bb a
That it's hard hard hard
Solo
1:55
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B------10-8-10-8-10-8-8/13-13-13-11-11-10-8-10-8-10-8-13-13-13-11-11-10-----|
G-9/12----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
2:13
e-/12-10-12-10-12-10-10/15-15-15-13-13-12---12-10-12-10-12-10-10/15-15-15-13-13-12-|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Can You See Me?
f: 133211
Am: x02210
Bb: x13331
Gm: 355333
Cm: x35543
Dm: x57765
Eb: x68886
F7: 131211
Fingerpick the intro and verse chords like this-
Intro:
f Am Bb Gm
Cm Dm Eb
e-----1---1-----0---0----------------------------------------------------------6--|
B-------1---------1-------3---3-------3---3--------3---3-----4---4-----6---6---8--|
G---2---------2-------------3-----------3------------3---------5---------7-----8--|
D-----------------------3-----------5------------3---------5---------7---------8--|
A-----------0---------1---------0------------0-1---------3---------5-----------6--|
E-1-------------------------------3--------3-----------------------------------x--|
Bb f Gm Eb Bb
Dm f Bb
e---------------1---1------------6--------------------------------|
B-----3---3-------1-------3---3--8------3---3-----6---6-----------|
G-------3-----2-------------3----8--------3---------7-------------|
D---3-------------------5--------8----3---------7---------0-------|
A-1------------------------------6--1---------5---------3---3--1--|
E-----------1---------3----------x--------------------------------|
f Am Bb Gm
In a town, in a city, in an eyeball, on a rock
Bb Cm Dm Eb
In a fence where a goat was alone by himself
Bb f Gm Eb
There was a boy Who was there
Bb Dm f Bb
A boy who built a snowman out of himself
f Am Bb Gm
I've been popping out of closets in robin hood suits
Bb Cm Dm Eb
I've been spotted in pictures with Navy recruits
Bb f Gm Eb
Look at your costume you know that it's true
Bb Dm f Bb
Any one could pop in as you
f Am Bb Gm
Try to untie your lips but they were double knotted
Bb Cm Dm Eb
I tried to break into you brain but all the entrances were rotted
Bb f Gm Eb
If the moon had minute hands it would have meant a lot
Bb Dm f Bb (strum)
But God would have made the moon as a clock.
(strum chords)
Bb
Look, look, look at me doing this
F7
Look, look, look at me doing that
Gm F7
Look, look, look at the way that i am
Bb
bye bye bye to the crazy ones
F7
bye bye bye to the crazy ones
Gm F7
bye bye bye to the crazy ones
Bb
Look, look, look at me doing this
F7
Look, look, look at me doing that (2x)
Gm F7
Look, look, look at the way that i am
(under heavy feedback and distortion)
Look, look, look at me doing this
Look, look, look at me doing that
Look, look, look at the way that i am
(one strum per chord for the rest of the song)
Bb
But if everybody was the best
F7
There would be so few of the rest
Gm
Oh the places where you've never been
F7
Oh the world was just a baby then
Bb
A million ways you learn to cry
F7
When the boy's little waves pass you by
Gm
Oh never to be there again
F7
Oh the children where so old-fashioned then
Bb
Coffins decked out on the street
F7
Who's the stranger with the purple feet?
Gm
Don't i remember him from somewhere
F7
before his feet lost his hair?
Bb
But if everyone is coffin-bound
F7
Then i'm so scared of being not around
Gm
I'm so scared to never make a sound
F7
I'm so scared of being underground
Bb f Bb
Can you see me
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TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com
Artist: Adam Green
Album: Garfield
Song: Bleeding Heart
Bb 688766 (alt: x13331)
F x8.10.10.10x (alt: 133211)
Cm x35543
Intro:
Bb f (8x)
Verse:
Bb f Bb f
When I wake up in the morning I smell your smell
Bb f Bb f
God knows that i'm not doing well
Bb f Bb f
You're my Clementine, my sweet sunshine
Bb f Bb f
A sparkling diamond in your eye
Chorus:
Cm Bb
Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart
Cm Bb
Won't you cut out my bleeding heart?
Cm Bb
Over the mountains by the sea and the shore
Cm f
I hope you come knocking at my door
(same chord pattern for the rest of the song)
Baby baby let's live in a shoe
And I'll tell you some things that I used to do
You're a broken book, a thievin' crook
You stole my heart with just one look
Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart
Won't you cut out my bleeding heart?
Over the mountains by the sea and the shore
I hope you come knocking at my door
You take my stuff and you make me blue
You've got me so goddamned subdued
And every day i hope and pray
You'll stay with me while the skies are grey
Bleeding heart, my bleeding heart
Won't you cut out my bleeding heart?
Over the mountains by the sea and the shore
I hope you come knocking at my door
(play intro until fade)
