Alistair Clark - Something Something Chords & Tabs

My so called "Friends"

intro: Em C Em D (x2)

Em          C
Taking my smoke break
Em              D
and i dont even smoke
    Em                  C
I'm not a big fan of my so-called "friends"
Em                     D
I hope they all fuckin choke
Em                           C
I wouldn't care if they were frowning
Em                      D
I wouldn't care if they cried
Em                           C
I wouldn't care if they were sick in bed
Em                  D
Id be happy if they died

Chorus
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      G      Am         D
There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars
      G      Am         D
There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars
      G      Am         D
There petty, immature, 2-faced, fucking, liars
         Em
And they love it....
         D
yes they love it


Verse 2

If its hypocritical tries hards you want?
Well Then you've come to the right place
Cos they tell u to grow up when u laugh
The way they act is a fuckin disgrace
 Walking act like there top shit
But I say take out the top part
And when you try to challenge them
They burp or do a fart

Chorus

Verse 3

Yeah ok I don't hate them all
One or two are ok
But the majority of them are fuckers
And that's why I feel this way
But the funny part about it
Is they think that there respectable
But they have a winged about everything
The rules are non-negotiable


Chorus (x3)