This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum
and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence.
*_*_*_*-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-*_*_*_*
Intro: D Bm A (x2)
V1:
D
Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades
Bm A D
Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
Bm A
Waking up all alone waking up so relieved
D Bm
While you're taking your time with apologies
A
I'm making my plans for revenge
D
Red eyes on orange horizons
Bm A G
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
A (let ring)
I'd drive straight of the edge.
D Bm A
D Bm A
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/a/alkaline_trio/radio_crd.html ]
V2:
D
Taking your own life with boredom
Bm A
I'm taking my own life with wine
D
It helps you to rule out the sorrow
Bm A
It helps me to empty my mind
D
Making the most of a bad time
Bm A
I'm smoking the brains from my head
D Bm A G
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red
A (let ring)
This kettle is seeing red
Chorus:
D A D Bm A
I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling
D A D Bm A
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
G
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you
A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall
V1
Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge...
Chorus then D
Bm A D
Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A D
Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A D
Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A G A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall
...and that's it.
Requests, probs, email me die_parishilton13@hotmail.co.uk.
Loving you all very much, including the Canadians,
the bride x x x x x
