Andrew Jackson Jihad - David J Is A Sickness Chords & Tabs

[INTRO] Dm7 G C B Am Dm7 G C

C                    Am
you're helpless, and hopeless
Dm7                    G
you wanna help out the homeless
C         Am             Dm7 G
but you've got problems
C                   Am
you're selfish, and worthless
        Dm7             G
and you have no fucking purpose
C                        Am                 Dm7 G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob

[INTRO]
whoa-oh (x3)

C                                   Am
there are morals that conflict with orals
                   Dm7                   G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C          Am           Dm7 G
angels are hating on you
C                         Am
if good is the absence of evil
Dm7                        G
and evil is the absence of good
C                   Am
there is an axis of evil
Dm7                       G
rolling into this neighborhood
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                  Dm7  G
with the sound of gunshots
C     B     Am
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
Dm7  G    C     Am
whoa whoa whoa, whoa?
Dm7  G    C  x B  x Am 
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Dm7  G    C
whoa whoa whoa

C                               Am
it was then that i found i am a vampire
Dm7                            G
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
C                           Am
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
         Dm7                              G
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
       C                         Am 
and at night when i retire to my coffin
   Dm7                          G
to sleep for a hundred years or more
C                                              Am
all you people that i know will have died long ago
         Dm7                               G 
and your children will have died ten years before
Dm7   G  C   B   Am
whoaaaaa-oh. oh. OHHHHH.