Andrew Jackson Jihad - David J Is A Sickness Chords & Tabs

I messed up on the previous (Ver 2) and I have no idea how to edit/delete it. 
So here's version 3. I play this way and it seems accurate, one of the 
chords, like Satan, takes many different forms, (After I've reverse chord 
looked it up, you play THIS
e---0---------------|
B---1---------------|
G---0---------------|
D---0---------------|
A---2---------------|
E---0---------------|
^^^^^^^^^ When it says this ---> Cmaj9 It's also been called "C/B" because it
is a C note with B note combined with all other strings open.

And Am7 could also be just Am, but I find Am7 a bit easier.
As well Dm could be Dm7 (which is why I put Dm7 in my previous version)


[INTRO] Dm G C Cmaj9 Am7 Dm G C

C                    Am7
you're helpless, and hopeless
Dm                     G
you wanna help out the homeless
C         Am7            Dm G
but you've got problems
C                   Am7
you're selfish, and worthless
        Dm              G
and you have no fucking purpose
         C               Am7                 Dm G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob

[INTRO]
whoa-oh (x3)
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/a/andrew_jackson_jihad/david_j_is_a_sickness_crd_ver_3.html ]
          C                         Am7
there are morals that conflict with orals
                   Dm                    G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C          Am7           Dm G
angels are hating on you
    C                     Am7
if good is the absence of evil
Dm                         G
and evil is the absence of good
C                   Am7
there is an axis of evil
Dm                       G
rolling into this neighborhood

                  Dm  G
with the sound of gunshots
C     Cmaj9 Am7
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
Dm   G    C     Am7
whoa whoa whoa, whoa?
Dm   G    C x  Cmaj9 x Am7 
whoa whoa whoa whoa    whoa
Dm   G    C
whoa whoa whoa

       C                        Am7
it was then that i found i am a vampire
       Dm                      G
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
    C                       Am7
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
         Dm                               G
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
       C                         Am7 
and at night when i retire to my coffin
   Dm                           G
to sleep for a hundred years or more
        C                             Am7
all you people that i know will have died long ago
         Dm                                G 
and your children will have died ten years before
Dm   G     C    Cmaj9  Am7
Woah Woah, woah woah   oh