This is how i play this song, fell free to find your way to play it.
I play it this way because it seems to emulate the bass, and sounds great to me, i
play this without pick. Hope you'll enjoy.
The positions I use for this song:
C F G Am
-0- -0- -0- -0-|
-1- -1- -1- -1-|
-0- -2- -0- -2-|
-2- -3- --- -2-|
-3- -0- -2- -0-|
--- --- -3- -0-|
I'll use [ ] to denote what to play in a "normal way" (only in the chorus).
C
---0---0-|
---1---1-|
---0---0-|
-----2---|
-3-------|
---------| (x4)
F G C
---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
---2---2---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
-----3---------------2-------2---|
-0-----------2---3-------3-------|
---------3-----------------------|
C
I like telling dirty jokes,
C
And I like smoking crystal meth,
F G C
But darling I love you.
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C
And I like laughing at retards,
C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
F G C
But darling I love you.
[F] [G]
I love you like the moon and stars,
[C] [Am]
When little kids get hit by cars,
F G C
Girl you know it's true.
F G C
Darling, I love you.
C
I've been tryin' to move on,
C
since you left, Since you've been gone,
F G C
but it's so hard on me.
C
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C
bought her a cd, Bought her a flower,
F G C
but she's a stupid cunt.
[F] [G] [C] [Am]
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
[F] [G] [C] [Am]
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
[F] [G] [C] [Am]
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
F G C
But darling, I love you.