Here's an extremely simple two-chord song from BNL's children's record, "Snacktime!".
-Standard Tuning-
-No Capo-
Chords are played as follows:
E: 022100
Asus2: x02200
[Intro]
E
[Verse 1]
(E)
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
Asus2 E
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
Asus2 E
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
Asus2 E
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater
[Verse 2]
E
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster
Asus2 E
I tried to keep up but it was a disaster
Asus2 E
One more move and I'm gonna be the master
Asus2 E
So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/b/barenaked_ladies/i_can_sing_crd.html ]
[Verse 3]
E
I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more
Asus2 E
And when it's not fresh from the local store
Asus2 E
There's a little town in Labrador
Asus2 E
Where she sells seashells by the shoe store
[Verse 4]
E
I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker
Asus2 E
Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker
Asus2 E
And on the guitar he could be a little slicker
Asus2 E
But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker
[Instrumental]
G, Asus2 (x3), E
[Verse 5] - (Only played live, not on the album version)
E
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
Asus2 E
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
Asus2 E
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
Asus2 E
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater
[End on E]