This is a really simple version.
F G C F C
It's the perfect time of year
F G C F C
Somewhere far away from here
F G C F C
I feel fine enough, I guess
F G C F C
Considering everything's a mess
F G C F C
There's a restaurant down the street
F G C F C
Where hungry people like to eat
F G C F C
I could walk but I'll just drive
D F G
It's colder than it looks out side.
C G
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
F D
Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
C G F G
When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
C G
Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
F D
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
C G F
Just try to figure out what all this is for?
F G C F C
It's the perfect time of day
F G C F C
To throw all your cares away
F G C F C
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
F G C F C
And run through with my gym shorts on.
F G C F C
Take a drink right from the hose
F G C F C
And change into some drier clothes
F G C F C
Climb the stairs up to my room
D F G
Sleep away the afternoon.
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C G
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
F D
Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
C G F G
When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
C G
Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
F D
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
C G F
Just try to figure out what all this is for?
G Am G F G Am G F
Pinch me, pinch me, cause I'm still asleep
G Am G F G Am G
Please God tell me that I'm still asleep
F G C F C
On an evening such as this
F G C F C
It's hard to tell if I exist
F G C F C
Packed a car and leave this town
F G C F C
Who'll notice that I'm not around?
F G C F C
I could hide out under there
F G C F C
I just made you say 'underwear'
F G C F C
I could leave but I'll just stay
D F G
All my stuff's here anyway.
C G
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
F D
Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
C G F G
When you try to see the world Beyond your front door
C G
Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
F D
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
C G F
Just try to figure out what all this is for?
C G F G
Try to figure out what all this is for
C G F G
Try to see the world beyond your front door
C G F C
Try to figure out what all this is for
