Bb gm C dm F
Bb gm C dm F
(Damn)
::Verse #1::
Bb C
I ordered something, it took a while
dm F
This morning something was on my doorstep
Bb C
What’s this I’m holding? Time capsule owner
dm F
Cause I’m a brand new man, and I don’t think I want it,
Bb
I don’t think I want it,
::Verse #2::
Bb C
A row of flies hangin' behind me
dm F
With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me,
Bb C
And I’m so high, I can’t recall my statements,
dm F
I only know I made them, because my face vibrated
::Pre-Chorus::
dm A7/E
Is it all in my mind? I could’ve sworn I saw it
F gm
I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it
::Chorus::
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
::Verse #3::
Bb C
I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel
dm F
Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled
Bb C
Now in pretty phrases, it don’t mean nothing
dm F
And I wanna sell ‘em, I see the line again
::Pre-Chorus::
dm
So smooth you can hear the beard,
A7/E
So smooth you can hear the beard, (hear the beard)
F
Three times is poetry,
gm
So smooth you can hear the beard
::Chorus::
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm
If you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
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::Interlude::
Bb C dm
And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
Bb gm C dm F
I’m just saying
Bb gm C dm F
I-I-I-I’m just saying
Bb gm C dm F
Why’d you say it, that I’m just saying
Bb gm C F
But many wait, to what I’m saying
::Pre-Chorus::
dm A7/E
Oh it’s come back again, I can’t ignore it
F gm
I’m a brand new man, but I’m still ṗayin’ for it
::Chorus::
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm C dm F Bb gm
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm
If you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb gm
If you can’t draw a crowd
C dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
::Interlude::
Bb gm C dm F
Bb gm C dm F
Bb gm C dm F
And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
Bb gm C dm F
Bb gm C dm F
::Collision::
Bb gm C dm F
I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
Bb gm C dm F
But I got to settle for this vannila thunder
Bb gm C dm F
(If you can’t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder
Bb gm C dm F
(If you can’t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder
Bb gm C dm F
(If you can’t draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder
Bb gm C dm F
(If you feeling small)
Bb gm C dm F
