...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES...
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by Ben Folds Five
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*from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)*
(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)
*CAPO 2nd FRET*
(Original Key: B)
Intro:
A7 C6 A7,
A7 C6 A7
Verse 1:
C7
September '75,
Fmaj9
I was 47 inches high,
Dm7
Mom said by Christmas,
A7
I would have.
C7
A badass mother G.I. Joe,
Fmaj9
For your little minds to blow,
Dm7
I still got beat up,
Esus4 E
After class, yeah,
Chorus 1:
Am7 D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7 C9
One angry dwarf and,
Fmaj7
Two hundred solemn faces,
Esus4 E
Are you.
Am7 D9
If you really want to see me,
Gm7 C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7
Look who's telling,
Esus4 E
Who what to do,
A7 C9 A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
A7 C9 A7
Verse 2:
(A7)
Don't give me,
C7
That bullshit,
You know who I am,
Fmaj9
I'm your nightmare little man,
Dm7
Vic, you stole my lunch money,
A7
Made me cry.
C7
Jane, remember Second Grade?
Fmaj9
Said you couldn't,
Stand my face,
Dm7
Rather than kiss me,
Esus4 E
You said you'd rather die.
Chorus 2:
Am7 D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7 C9
One angry dwarf and,
Fmaj7
Two hundred solemn faces,
Esus4 E
Are you.
Am7 D9
If you really want to see me,
Gm7 C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7
Look who's telling,
Esus4 E
Who what to do,
A7 C9 A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/b/ben_folds_five/one_angry_dwarf_and_200_solemn_faces_crd.html ]
A7 C9 A7
Piano Solo:
C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7,
C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 Esus4 E
Am7 D9 Gm7,
C9 Fmaj7 E
Am7 D9 Gm7,
C9 Fmaj7 E
Bridge:
A7 C9,
A7
You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will, yes you will,
C9
You shouldn't push me around,
A7
'Cos I will, yes I will.
A7
You will be sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will, yes you will,
C9 A7
You will be sorry.
Chorus 4:
Am7 D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7 C9
One angry dwarf and,
Fmaj7
Two hundred solemn faces,
Esus4 E
Are you.
Am7 D9
If you really want to see me,
Gm7 C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7
Look who's telling,
Esus4 E
Who what to do,
A7 C9 A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.
Interlude:
A7 C9 A7
Coda:
A7
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass,
Goodbye, now,
A7
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass,
C9 A7
Goodbye, now.
September '75,
C9 A7
I was 57 inches high.
September '75,
C9 A7
September '75.
Outro:
A7 C9, A7 Ab7 G7
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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A7 C6 C7 Fmaj9 Dm7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02223 x32200 x32310 x03213 xx0211
Esus4 E Am7 D9 Gm7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
022200 022100 5x055x x5455x 3x033x
C9 Fmaj7 D7 Ab7 G7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x3233x x03210 xx0212 464544 353433
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2004
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
