Amnesia
Bill Morrissey
* Capo on 1 Play like C-F-C-G, etc.
Chorus:
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning,
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F]woke up to[C]day
in A [G] hospital [C]bed.
Verse:
[C]I can't re[F]member my [C]name,
but [G]one thing is [C]clear,
[C]I [F]must have in[C]surance
or they'd [G]not keep me [C]here.
[C]So [F]maybe I'm [C]rich, maybe [G]in debt a [C]lot,
[C]If they [F]come to col[C]lect, I'll just [G]say I for[C]got.
[Repeat Chorus]
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning,
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F]woke up to[C]day
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.
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[C] Are my [F] friends all [C] hip? Do they [G] play tenor [C] sax?
[C] Or [F] belt their pants at [C] their armpits and[G] wear plastic [C] pen-packs?
[C] Do I have [F] honest [C]work,
or lead a [G] life of [C]crime?
[C] Please [F] shoot me [C] dead
if I'm a [G] lawyer or a [C] mime.
[Repeat Chorus]+ "Harmonica!"
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning,
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F] woke up to[C]day
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.>
[C] Now what [F] is my [C] religion?
I hope [G] I'm a [C]Buddhist.
[C] I [F] could be A [C] Hindu,
A Catholic [G] or A [C] nudist.
[C] What if [F] I'm [C] born-again
or in [G] some weirdo [C] sect?
[C] I know [F] I'm not [C] Jewish,
I looked [G] down and I [C] checked.
[Repeat Chorus]
[C]I got am[F]nesia this [C]morning,
I got [G]hit on the [C]head.
[C]And I [F] woke up to[C]day
in A [G]hospital [C]bed.