Jonesin’ for a Newbie – Bix Wizmer
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Another long day on the job, the boss is on my back
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Cubicle walls are closing in, and the “In Box” is stacked
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Work clock just ain’t budgin’, it’s barely quarter past
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It’s Happy Hour somewhere, and I need to get there fast
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Jonesin’ for a newbie
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Wish I had a brewski
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Jonesin’ for a newbie, tonight
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Just to make things right.
Went to see a show, of my favorite band
Ran to get some beer from the concession stand
But they wouldn’t serve me, not ‘cause I was underage
Fat lady said, “No more sales once the band goes on stage!”
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Walked into the pub, I saw a stunning girl
Drank myself some courage and I went to talk to her
Her name was Kate and she was great, and things were going well
But she wouldn’t buy me a drink, so now she can go to hell.
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Drinking beer since 8 a.m., and I’m feelin’ good
Tailgate party, football game, livin’ like we should
Hit the store on our way home, grabbed a final case
Never thought that we’d run out, now how can I save face?
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Threw a party for a friend, had a keg or two
Disbelief when we ran out. Now what was I to do?
So I started checkin’ floaters, searching for some brew
All I found were couple empty cups. How can this be true?
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Sittin’ at the bar, waitin’ for the next round
Our lightweight friend who’s buying next, just fell to the ground
Got no money in my pocket, and I need a beer
Bastard lyin’ on the ground, just got carted out of here!
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All our friends are gathering, another night on the town
I drew the short straw had to drive, and now I’m coming down
Dumbass friend in the back, just gave the finger to a cop
Lights are flashing, I’m pulling over, wishing it would stop!
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