It may be wrong but it works well enough to play at a party on an acoustic.
This is just the first verse and chorus, but its the same all the way thru anyway.
Homeless Kev.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/b/bloodhound_gang/bad_touch_crd.html ]
Bm D
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
A E
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Bm D
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
A E
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Bm D
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
A E
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Bm D
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
A E
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
Chorus
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A E
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A E
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Enjoy.
