Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret
Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...
Am C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
G F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
Am C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
G F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Am C
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
G F
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Am C
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
G F
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
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Do it now
Am C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
Am C
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
G F
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Am C
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
G F
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Am C
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
G F
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
Am C
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
G G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
(chorus)
