Bm D
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
A G
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Bm D
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
A G
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Bm D
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
A G
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Bm D
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
A G
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
Chorus
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
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Bm D
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
A G
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Bm D
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
A G
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Bm D
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
A G
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
Bm D
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
A G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
Chorus (x3)
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Bm D
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
A G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
