C D C
Grab a seat have something to eat
C D C
help yourself its alright
C D C
If you want a beer theyre over here
C D C
But we only have coors light
C D C
Try a chip with my homemade dip
C D C
the stuff is out of sight
C D
Right before bed we'll shave your head
G D
glad to see you dressed in white
D G D C
Cause its a Klan KooKout
D G D C
Klan KooKout
D G D C
Klan KooKout
D G D C
Klan KooKout
G D C
Heres my wife slash sister
she brightens up my day
G D C
she went away and i missed her
cause my moms a lousy lay
G D C
dont hang with foreign fellows
itll only be your loss
G D C
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
D
by the burning cross
G D C
at the Klan Kookout
D G D C
Klan Kookout
D G D C
dans on lookout
D G
at the Klan Kookout
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and if youre black
C
dont wanna see your face
G
they're like highschool track
C
its just a stupid race
G
we got a plan
C
kill all the jews
G
are you a mexican
C D
cause you seem confused?
D
senor...que? que? que?
D G D C
its a klan kookout
D G D C
klan kookout
D G D C
mein kampf? man, check that book out
D G D C
at the klan kookout
not sure about this part..
+ D C A C D
+ all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
+ D C A C D
+ heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list
+ D C A C D
+ i cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
+ D C D
+ and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!
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we hate hispanics
C
hence the 20 foot walls
G
and all you goddamn dirty catholics
C
can cath-o-lick my balls
G
ethnics give off wierd aromas
C
and i cant understand
G
why we need highschool diplomas
C D
with the bible in hand!
G D C
at the klan kookout
D G D C
klan kookout
D G D C
klan kookout
D G D C
klan kookout
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