Cookout, by Bo Burnham
INTRO:
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Grab a seat have something to eat
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Help yourself its alright
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If you want a beer they're over here
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But we only got Coor's light
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Try a chip with my homemade dip
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the stuff is out of sight
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Right before bed we'll shave your head
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It's good to see you dressed in white
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Cause its a Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout
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Heres my wife/sister
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She brightens up my day
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She went away and i missed her
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Cause my moms a lousy lay
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Don't hang with foreign fellows
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It'll only be your loss
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Stay here and roast marshmallows,
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By the burning cross
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At the Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout
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Dans on lookout
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At the Klan Kookout
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And if you're black
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Don't wanna see your face
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They're like high school track
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Just a stupid race
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We got a plan
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Kill all the Jews
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Are you a Mexican
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Cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)
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Its a Klan Kookout
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Klan KooKout
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Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
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at the Klan Kookout
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All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
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Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
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I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
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And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!
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We hate Hispanics
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Hence the 20 foot walls
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And all you goddamn dirty catholics
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Can cath-o-lick my balls
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Ethnics give off weird aromas
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But what I can't understand
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Is why we need high school diplomas
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With the bible in hand!
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At the Klan KooKout
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Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout
...I have Jewish friends
