False Pretenses Chords & Tabs
False Pretenses- Bowel Mowement:
Intro: D D A G G D G A A7
Verse 1:
D A
Are you ok?
D G
You're looking pretty strange from here
D A
In fact you're looking gay
D G
Are you looking at that man over there?
A A7
What did he just say?
D G
Are you sure this bar's for both sexes
D G
Did you lure me here under false pretenses
A A7
Are you really gay?
Verse 2:
D A
Dont mind if you are
D G
We can still be friends its all alright
D A
Just dont take it too far
D G
Just because i am your mate
A A7
Doesn't mean I fancy men
D G
Dont take me to your gay bars
D G
You're from Venus, I'm from Mars
A A7
And I dont fancy Graham Norton
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Chorus:
D A G D
Dont take me for one of you
D A G D
I'm not happy that wont do
D G A A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend
Verse 3:
D A
Where is my bed?
D G
I'm sleeping in there with you are you
D A
Sick in the head?
D G
I'll do it to avoid a fuss
A A7
But I'm sleeping with my back to the wall
D G
Put that Vaseline away
D G
I'm not interested in your foreplay
A A7
Or that sex toy by your side
Chorus:
D A G D
Dont take me for one of you
D A G D
I'm not happy that wont do
D G A A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend
Instrumental:
D A D G D A D G G A A7
Chorus:
D A G D
Dont take me for one of you
D A G D
I'm not happy that wont do
D G A A7
I may be camp but I have got a girlfriend
Outro:
D A D A D G G D
