Bowling For Soup - Somebody Get My Mom Chords & Tabs

SOMBODY GET MY MOM 
BOWLING FOR SOUP
*THE UK VERSION OF "A HANGOVER YOU DONT DESERVE"*


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2 - 0 3 5 5
3 - 0 5 7 7
4 - 8 10 10
5 - 10 12 12


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WOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN 

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TRADED MY PILLOW FOR A MILLER LIGHT CAN

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AND IN TWO MORE DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HOCKED

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SUCK DOWN A BEER AND THEN ONE MORE

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TWELVE OUNCES LATER I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR

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AND THE PEBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MORE LIKE A ROCK


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THEN I FELL SKINNED MY KNEE

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BROKE MY GLASSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE

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LOST MY WALLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO 

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AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I'M COMMING DOWN WITH THE FLU

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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM 'CAUSE I THINK SOMETHINGS BROKEN AGAIN

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AND I DONT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS

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I SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE I'LL JUST LIMP BACK INSIDE 'CAUSE I DONT WANT 

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YOU TO SEE ME CRY


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I JUST WANT MY MOM

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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM

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I JUST WANT MY MOM

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GET MY MOM



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AUTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE

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NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE LAWN
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AND BOY DID I WAKE UP FAST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

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I WROTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED

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WHEN I WENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT

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AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE DAYS



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M-O-M-M-Y

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(M   -   O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE MAKES ME COLLARD CAUSE I HATE PIE

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
AND I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE MET MY DAD

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(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SHE NEVER HAD

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LET'S GO!

BRIDGE

LEAD GUITAR: 1 2 (4X)

NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT HE'S DOING WITH THE SECOND GUITAR BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS:

XXXX33/XXXX55  (4X)  OVER TOP THE LEAD GUITAR


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I GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG

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AND JUST MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG

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I GUESS I'LL PUT THIS GUITAR DOWN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK HOME

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M-O-M-M-Y

ENDS ON A COMPLETELY OFF NOTE!!

SO YEAH I ASSUME THAT THIS SONG IS BE ON THE UK VERSION OF THE ALBUM "A HANGOVER YOU
DONT DESERVE" BECAUSE I DONT SEE THAT ANYONE ELSE HAS IT...THEY SHOULD TELL YOU THESE
THINGS WHEN U DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM  HAHA
BUT NONETHELESS - A FREAKIN AWESOME SONG!!