Tainted Meat Chords & Tabs
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TAINTED MEAT - Stza Crack
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A happy christmas carol to sing at church
Standard tuning: E A D G B E
Chords used: G: 355433
F#: 244322
C: x32010
Em: 022000
F: 133211
A: 577655
G F#
Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh
C Em F
Rotting meats his favorite dish
G F#
Like how the natives were killed by whites
C Em F
Some tainted meat on a winters night
G A
I travel down through history
Em C
The crucifix is a christmas tree
G A
Jesus whispers in my ear
Em C
Says the words I long to hear
Em C
Santa loves tainted meat
Em C
And he kills what he eats
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G F#
And in time christ came to say
C Em F
God never liked me anyway
G F#
So I shacked with mrs claus
C Em F
Then I bled to great applause
G A
Crucified me easter day
Em
The bunnies came
C
The children played
G
And mrs claus
A
She married nick
Em
He killed for food
C
She sucked his dick
Em C
And they ate tainted meat
Em C
And he'd kill what they'd eat
G F#
I came back just to die today
C Em F
I saw those two up on that sleigh
G F#
God I hate that santa claus
C Em F
And all the problems that he's caused
G A
He took from me my holiday
Em
With guilt and greed
C
What can I say?
G
But I've been nailed here
A
A martyred tree
Em
A gift for santa
C
Some tainted meat
Em
