Clam Abuse - Unlucky In Love Chords & Tabs

I bloody love this song :) Clam Abuse are one of Ginger's (from The Wildhearts) 
many side projects. Their music makes me grin.

http://www.myspace.com/clamabuse


E
First there was Harry, I thought we'd get married
                                           A
Get a house, settle down, have a couple of kids
     B
Took ill on the Sunday and died by the Monday
A                            E
Tuesday they nailed down the lid

E
His first cousin Sammy flew in from Miami
                                       A
To give me a shoulder on which I could cry
      B
I was nearly a sinner 'til one night at dinner
   A            B            E 
He choked on my mom's apple pie

E                  A
Unlucky in love, unlucky in love
B                  A        E
All of my lovers reside up above
E                           A
I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove
  A           B        E
I guess I'm unlucky in love

E
Johnny came later, a smooth operator
                                      A
He fixed up the barn and he swept me away
    B
Spontaneous combustion made quite a reduction
   A                    E
To any love made in the hay
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/c/clam_abuse/unlucky_in_love_crd.html ]
E
For days I was grieving until I met Steven
                                     A
Who worked for the Salvation Army in town
    B
But God gives diseases to whoever he pleases
    A             B           E
And Steven's with Jesus right now

E                  A
Unlucky in love, unlucky in love
B                  A        E
All of my lovers reside up above
E                           A
I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove
  A           B        E
I guess I'm unlucky in love

F#
Timmy and Trevor had a car crash together
                                        B
And Jack had a heart attack mowing' the lawn
    C#
And then they found David with his head amputated
    B                             F#
And they're still out looking for Sean

F#
I guess it's quite clear male genitalia
                                    B
Has never been more than unlucky to me
   C#
So now I'm surviving because I'm muff-diving
    B             C#          F#
I'd like y'all to meet Anne-Marie

F#                 B
Unlucky in love, unlucky in love
C#                 B        F#
All of my lovers reside up above
F#                          B
I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove
  B           C#       F#
I guess I'm unlucky in love
F#                 B
Unlucky in love, unlucky in love
C#                 B        F#
All of my lovers reside up above
F#                          B
I hate to admit it but when push comes to shove
  B           C#       B   F# 
I guess I'm unlucky in love