E B
Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke
E
Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke
A
Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter
E B E
Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter
E B
The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin'
E
There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'
A
And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter
E B E
We all knew that soon we'd get to see a little Cooter
E B
Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot
E
And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot
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A
And when they took Cooter for a ride in them back-woods
E B E
They did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever should
E B
Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin'
E
No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin'
A
No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer
E B E
Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter
E B
Now, we have every episode on high def D V D
E
And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big T V
A
And Daisy in her short shorts could not be any cuter
E B E
But what we really want to see is a whole lot more Cooter
E A
For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder
E B E
Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter
