Cranford Nix - Cigarettes And Heroin Chords & Tabs

This is a tab based off of his performance for a TV show called Hidden Talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImO8kVMqTQ

CHORDS:
D  (000232)
A  (000222)
Bm (224432)
G  (320003)

INTRO: (x3)
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B|-2/-3-3-3-3--------------------------------------------|
G|--0h2-2-2-2--------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

RIFF:
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B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-2--2--4--4--2--2--4--4--2--2--4--4--2--2--2-----------|
E|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-----------|

VERSE 1:
     D                         A
Well cigarettes and heroin are my only friends 
    Bm                  G
Now I'm in a sanitarium wearing depends 
     D                          A
I've done a lot of damage but I feel okay
    Bm                         G
The Thorazine I take makes the monsters go away

 
CHORUS:
(Riff--------------------------------------------)
And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here
G
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years 
   D          A
Oh yeah, well alright!
            D                            G 
You know it sucks in here and it gets so lonely at night
   D          A 
Oh yeah, well alright!
         D                     G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight 
   D        A          D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
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VERSE 2:
           D                    A
Well these 12 step meetings are oh so fun
         Bm                               G
We drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, and wish we had guns
D                A
An hour outside, its like a vacation 
Bm                          G
It's like a fucking prison, but we get medication 

CHORUS:
(Riff--------------------------------------------)
And my Doctor says man if you apply yourself here 
G
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years 
   D          A
Oh yeah, well alright! 
             D                       G
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
   D          A
Oh yeah, well alright!
         D                     G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
   D        A          D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright

VERSE 3:
           D                         A
Well these therapy sessions they get oh so sad 
     Bm                            G
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad 
    D                  A
She never knew why, oh now its clear 
   Bm                     G
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here 

CHORUS+FINAL:
(Riff-------------------------------------------)
My Doctor says Cranford just apply yourself here 
G
You'll be working at Burger King in under two years
   D          A
Oh yeah, well alright!
            D                              G
You know it sucks in here and it's so damn lonely at night
   D           A
Oh yeah, well alright!
         D                     G
You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
   D        A        D        G        D        A          D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright