Cross Canadian Ragweed / Carney Man
By: Kyle Bennett
C
I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe
F
I want a squirtin’ flower, squirt it on you
C
Like all the bad clowns do.
G F C
I want juggle bowling pins in the sun
G F C
I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun.
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C
I’ll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight
F
I’ll even sell the corndogs, I don’t care
C
As long as I am there.
G F C
I’ll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
G F C
I’ll ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank.
(chorus)
C
I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man,
Solo:
C
A human cannon ball, I rise above it all
F C
Up higher than the trapeze, I can fly…oh shit I’m gonna die.
G F C
I am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks
G F C
Every hour I come to find out, this job…it fucking sucks
Have fun with the song
