Dirty Pretty Things - Chinese Dogs Chords & Tabs

 

Chinese Dogs Chords & Tabs

Dirty Pretty Things Chords & Tabs

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Chinese Dogs Tab

   
     Dirty Pretty Things
        Chinese Dogs
Barat/Rossomando/Hammond/Powell

Guitar 1: Carl Barat (Carl) Rhythym Electric
Guitar 2: Anthony Rossomando (Stan) Lead Electric

C - Carl vocal
A - Anthony Vocal
D - Didz vocal
3 - All vocal

Intro:

Carl:
*
  A A A A A  A A A A A A A   A A A A A  A A A A A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

  D D D D D  D D D D D D D   D D D D D  D D D D D D D
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

Stan:

e-5-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5---9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

e-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7-|
B-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D--------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|
*
e-5-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5---9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

e-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7-|
B-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D--------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1:

Carl:
*
A-Well it took you seven years to learn my name,
         A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A   A
e--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
B--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
G--------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6---6-|
D--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
A--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
E--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|

  and I know it's all the drugs and booze that I took lame.
  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

        Ohhh        3-sh  sh   shame.
  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D     A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

C-Well it took me seven years to forget your name,
         A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A   A
e--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
B--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
G--------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6---6-|
D--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
A--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
E--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|

  all the drugs,   all the     fools and all the,      the
  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

 hanging around,3-I fell out of the game.  CD-What a shame.
  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D         A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E----------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

Stan:

*
         A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A   A
e--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
B--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
G--------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6---6-|
D--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
A--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
E--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|

  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D     A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

         A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A   A
e--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
B--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|
G--------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6---6-|
D--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
A--------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7---7-|
E--------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5---5-|

  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D         A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E----------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

Chorus:

Carl:
*
     A-What would it take for me to be your man?
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

        CD-What would it take for me to be your man?
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

     A-What would it take to make you under-
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

 stand?   CD-What would it take to make you underst-
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

 3-ah........ ah.......... ah  ah   ah and!?
  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

  E E E             E E E E E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1-------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2-------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2-------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

Stan:

*
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

  E E E               E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2-----0-0-0---3-3-2-2-------3-3-2-2-|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1-----1-1-1---1-1-1-1-------1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------------|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------------|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------------|

Verse 2:


Carl:
*
C-Well all the filthy old Mary's and their Chinese dogs,
              A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A     A
e-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|
B-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|
G-------------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6-----6-|
D-------------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7-----7-|
A-------------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7-----7-|
E-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|

  So - ho        is      a      no      go          oh,
  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

 if you know what I know     A-What!? AD-I know what you know!
  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D     A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

A-A million common people want to tear your head off,
         A    A   A   A    A    A    A      A     A
e--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|
B--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|
G--------6----6---6---6----6----6----6------6-----6-|
D--------7----7---7---7----7----7----7------7-----7-|
A--------7----7---7---7----7----7----7------7-----7-|
E--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|

   just   to   show    your   bones   to    the    night,
  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

3-cause the night is when I'm satisfied!      A-Whoah oh oh!
  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D         A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E----------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

Stan:

*
              A    A   A  A    A   A   A      A     A
e-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|
B-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|
G-------------6----6---6--6----6---6---6------6-----6-|
D-------------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7-----7-|
A-------------7----7---7--7----7---7---7------7-----7-|
E-------------5----5---5--5----5---5---5------5-----5-|

  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|
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  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D     A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5-----7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

         A    A   A   A    A    A    A      A     A
e--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|
B--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|
G--------6----6---6---6----6----6----6------6-----6-|
D--------7----7---7---7----7----7----7------7-----7-|
A--------7----7---7---7----7----7----7------7-----7-|
E--------5----5---5---5----5----5----5------5-----5-|

  A  A   A    A    A  A    A    A    A    A   A   A    D
e-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----5-|
B-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5----7-|
G-6--6---6----6----6--6----6----6----6----6---6---6----7-|
D-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----7-|
A-7--7---7----7----7--7----7----7----7----7---7---7----5-|
E-5--5---5----5----5--5----5----5----5----5---5---5------|

  D  D   D   D  D  D  D   D    D         A   A  A  A A   A A A  A A A
e-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
B-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|
G-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------6---6--6--6-6---6-6-6--6-6-6-|
D-7--7---7---7--7--7--7---7----7---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
A-5--5---5---5--5--5--5---5----5---------7---7--7--7-7---7-7-7--7-7-7-|
E----------------------------------------5---5--5--5-5---5-5-5--5-5-5-|

Chorus:

Carl:
*
     A-What would it take for me to be your man?
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

        CD-What would it take for me to be your man?
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

     A-What would it take to make you under-
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

 stand?   CD-What would it take to make you underst-
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

   A-I can't be us cause the worlds gone cold.
CD-ah........ ah.......... ah  ah   ah and!?
  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

                C-And if the hat don't fit ya    D-Yeah?
  E E E                                       E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1---------------------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2---------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0---------------------------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  3-It don't fucking fit ya!
  E  E  E   E  E  E  E  E
e-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|
B-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|
G-1--1--1---1--1--1--1--1-|
D-2--2--2---2--2--2--2--2-|
A-2--2--2---2--2--2--2--2-|
E-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|

Stan:

*
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e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

  E E E                  E E E
e-0-0-0------------------0-0-0--------------------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2--------0-0-0-----3-3-2-2------------3-3-2-2-|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1--------1-1-1-----1-1-1-1------------1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2------------------2-2-2--------------------------------|
A-2-2-2------------------2-2-2--------------------------------|
E-0-0-0------------------0-0-0--------------------------------|

  E  E  E   E  E  E  E  E
e-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|
B-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|
G-1--1--1---1--1--1--1--1-|
D-2--2--2---2--2--2--2--2-|
A-2--2--2---2--2--2--2--2-|
E-0--0--0---0--0--0--0--0-|

Bridge:

Carl:
*
  A A A A A  A A A A A A A   A A A A A  A A A A A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

  D D D D D  D D D D D D D   D D D D D  D D D D D D D
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A A A A A A A   A A A A A  A A A A A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

  D D D D D  D D D D D D D   D D D D D  D D D D D D D
e-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

Stan:
*
e-5-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5---9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

e-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7-|
B-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D--------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

e-5-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5---9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-5-7-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|

e-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7--9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-9-7-7-|
B-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D--------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:

Carl:
*
     A-What would it take for me to be your ma-
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

                                                A-well!
  n!?      CD-What would it take for me to be your man!?
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

     A-What would it take to make you under-
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

 stand!?   CD-What would it take to make you underst-
  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

     A-I can't be us cause the worlds gone cold.
 3-ah........ ah.......... ah  ah   ah and!?
  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

Stan:

*
  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E
e-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
B-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
G-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-----------------------------------------|
A-7-7-7-----------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|

  A A A A A  A   A   A    A    A   A    A   A   A A A
e-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
B-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|
G-6-6-6-6-6--6---6---6----6----6---6----6---6---6-6-6-|
D-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7--7---7---7----7----7---7----7---7---7-7-7-|
E-5-5-5-5-5--5---5---5----5----5---5----5---5---5-5-5-|

  E E E    E E E      E E E   E E E   D D D
e-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
B-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
G-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9----9-9-9------9-9-9---9-9-9---7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7----7-7-7------7-7-7---7-7-7---5-5-5-|
E-------------------------------------------|

Outro:

Carl:
*
  E E E               E E E E E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1---------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  E E E               E E E E E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1---------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  E E E               E E E E E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1---------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  E E E               E E E E E E E E E E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G-1-1-1---------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

  E E E               E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2-----0-0-0---3-3-2-2---------|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1-----1-1-1---1-1-1-1---------|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|

  E E E               E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2-----0-0-0---3-3-2-2---------|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1-----1-1-1---1-1-1-1---------|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|

  E E E               E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2-----0-0-0---3-3-2-2---------|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1-----1-1-1---1-1-1-1---------|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|

  E E E               E E E
e-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|
B-0-0-0---3-3-2-2-----0-0-0---3-3-2-2---------|
G-1-1-1---1-1-1-1-----1-1-1---1-1-1-1---------|
D-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
A-2-2-2---------------2-2-2-------------------|
E-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-------------------|