G Em D
Well were living here in alan-town
C D G
And he's driven our lives into the ground
Em A D
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
A Em A D
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
G Em D
I was happy and my life was good
C D G
Getting married like a dentist should
Em A D
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
A D A D
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
G Em D
And were living here in alan-town
F G C
But their taking teddy's finger now
Em C G
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
D Em D G
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself
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