F A
I can't help being depressed
Dm
When I look down at my chest
C F
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
F A
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?
F A
And I'm rollin my eyes
Dm
When I look down at my thighs
C
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
F
to my legs.
I am too broke for the knife
A
Too lazy to exercise
Dm
But if I had hazel eyes
C
Maybe I could be fly.
F
If I had no cellulite
A
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm
Then maybe I
C
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
F
And if I had a small waist
A
I'd make the boys go insane
Dm
And maybe I
C
maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
F, A, Dm, C
So fly [3x]
Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.
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Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.
And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly [6x]
F A
So basically all I need
Dm
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
C
Liposuction
And breast implants
F A
Somehow that don't make much sense
Dm
I must be out of my head
C
If I think, that I am governed by material things.
So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
not if it costs you a dime.
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I
I could be so fly.
If I had no cellulite
the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly
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