"So Fly" by Elle Varner
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I can't help being depressed when I look down at my chest. Oh yes, my chest it
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might as well be nonexistent. How can I ever compete with 34 double D's?
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And I'm rollin' my eyes when I look down at my thighs. They might as well tape
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everything that I eat to my legs. I am too broke for the knife, too lazy to
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exercise, but if I had hazel eyes maybe I could be fly.
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If I had no cellulite, big breasts and pockets real wide then maybe I maybe I,
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I, I could be so fly. And if I had a small waist I'd make the boys go insane
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and maybe I maybe I, I, I could be so fly. So fly, so fly, so fly.
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Now listen I've got a beautiful soul, but only 4 people know. They've known me
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since I was 10. Beauty did not matter then. Now that I'm 20 all that matters
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is sex cars and money. I ain't got none of the three so basically, I am
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invisible to all of the fellas and I sit at home jealous. There was no golden
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ticket in my chocolate today. And worst of all I'm reminded in the cruelest
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ways of how I don't look and I should look and that's why I say...
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So basically all I need Is to be everything but me: colored contacts
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Liposuction and breast implants. Somehow that don't make much sense I must be
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out of my head if I think, that I am governed by material things. So I
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decided I'm the definition of fly and if you want to know why I know what
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money can't buy. Don't go believing the hype. There's no runway in the sky
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and no way you could be fly, not if it costs you a dime.
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