Emc2 - Funny T-shirt Chords & Tabs

Song: Funny T-Shirt
Artist: E=MC2
Album: What Do You Mean We Need An Album Title?
Year: 2011

Don't have much too say...
It's an easy song...
Enjoy...



Verse:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------6--------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------4-4----------------------------------------------------------|
Mute: * * * * * * *


Pre-Chorus:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----8---------------11--------------6--------------------------------------|
D|----8---------------11--------------6---------------6----------------------|
A|----6---------------9---------------4---------------6----------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------4----------------------|


Chorus:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--------------------------------------------------------|     x2
D|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------|
A|----4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------|
E|--------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6------------------------|
D|----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7--------|
A|----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7--------|
E|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5--------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6---------------4----------------------|
A|----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6---------------4----------------------|
E|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4---------------2----------------------|

Riff:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8--------------------------------------------------------|     x3
D|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8----------------------------------------|
A|----4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----------------------------------------|
E|--------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------------------------------------|

[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/e/emc2/funny_t_shirt_tab.html ]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----8-8-8-8-8-10106-4------------------------------------------------------|
A|----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-4------------------------------------------------------|
E|----6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-2------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----4---4---4---4---6---6---6---6------------------------------------------|
A|----4---4---4---4---6---6---6---6------------------------------------------|
E|----2---2---2---2---4---4---4---4------------------------------------------|
Mute: *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

Partial Chorus:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----6\---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----6\---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----4\---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--------|
A|----4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--------|
E|----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------|
Mute: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 



Song Order:

Verse x12
Pre-Chorus x1
Chorus x1
Verse x12
Pre-Chorus x1
Chorus x1
Riff x1
Bridge x16
Partial Chorus x1
Chorus x1
(Hold C#5 Chord)


Lyrics:

Verse:
Last time you read it
You nearly wet yourself
Now my stupid funny t-shirt
Just sits there on the shelf
Pre-Chorus:
So when you're taking things
Don't forget to pack the memories
Chorus 1:
You can take your magazines
And almost everything 
That reminds me of you
Wish you hadn't left right out of the blue
In five years where will I be?
As far as I can see
I'm not gonna feel the hurt
I'll still be wearing my funny t-shirt
Verse 2:
Next time you see me 
I won't be wearing underwear
You hate when I go commando
But my new girl won't care

(Pre-Chorus)

(Chorus)

Bridge:
Now I think of the day
When it started to rain
I remember us running
The roads were all flooding
My t-shirt was soaked
And you started to joke
And you know it's a pity
And you looked so pretty
But those days are over now…
My t-shirt's still here
And it's ready to hear
It won't take all my things
And it never will leave

And it can't run a key
Across my car door

Partial Chorus:
You can take your magazines
And almost everything
That reminds me of you...
It all reminds me of you!
Final Chorus:
Take your magazines
(Lost your sense of humor)
And almost everything
(Someone wants this loser) 
That reminds me of you
 (You took my favorite poster)
Wish you hadn't left right out of the blue
(And my new peanut roaster)
In five years where will I be?
(Who really cares about me?)
As far as I can see
(My visions blurry)
I'm not gonna feel the hurt
(I need a Band-Aid)
I'll still be wearing my funny t-shirt