...THE F.C.C SONG... by Eric Idle
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*Recorded 2004*
(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")
Intro:
(Spoken):
(n.c)
Here's a little number,
I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
G D7 G D7
Verse 1:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
c Adim G G7
Fuck you very much for fining me;
c A7
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
G F#7 E7
So I'm really out of luck;
A7
That's more than Heidi Fleiss,
D7
Was charging me.
Verse 2:
G D7 G G7
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
c Adim
For proving that free speech;
G G7
Just isn't free,
c A7
Clear Channel's a dear channel,
G F#7 E7
So Howard Stern must go;
A7
At-torney General Ashcroft,
D7
Doesn't like strong words and so;
G B7
He's charging twice as much,
E7
As all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 3:
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G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
c Adim G G7
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
c A7
For Halliburton, Enron,
G F#7 E7
All the compa-nies who fail;
A7
Let's send them a clear signal,
D7
And stick Martha straight in jail;
G B7
She's an uppity rich bitch,
E7
And at least she isn't male;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Verse 4:
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So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
c Adim G G7
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
c A7
Your pacemaker must be a fake;
G F#7 E7
You haven't got a heart;
A7
As far as I'm concerned,
D7
You're just a pasty-faced old fart,
G B7
And as for Condo-leeza;
E7
She's an intellectual tart;
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
G D7 G G7
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
c Adim G G7
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
c A7
It really is a bummer,
G F#7 E7
When I can't fill my hummer,
A7
The ozone's a nogozone,
D7
Now that Arnold's here to say;
G B7
"The nuclear Winter Games,
E7
Are going to take place in LA";
A7 D7 G D7
So fuck you all so very much.
Coda:
G B7
So what the planet fails?
E7
Let's save the great white males;
A7 D7 G D7, G
So fuck you all so very much.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx0212 323000 x32010 xx2323
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EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
