Fake Problems - Lifes A Drink Get Thirsty Chords & Tabs

easy as shit:

Life’s a Drink, Get Thirsty!

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I need to swing, I need to move. 
I need to dance with someone who,
Understands the movement,
Of the rhythm - of the beat.
I need to sing, I need to speak,
I need to talk and talk is cheap.
So put your wallet - back in your pocket
'Cause this one's on me.

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Everyone is a criminal in this town,
and they aren't so nice to perfect faces like yours.
I sat beside you just to let you know,
you need to stand up, look forward, and go.
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You need to drive, you need to fly,
Any mode of transportation you can find.
Because it's bad - and only getting worse,
You need to leave, leave, leave although it hurts.
Now you're getting scared, just a little frightened.
Don't worry darlin', I'm right beside you.
I need to see all I can see, and when I'm done you can have me.

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And why can't you let me be without ever leaving me? 
And why, oh why can't you be someone who is not killing me?
Everyone is a criminal in this town,
and they aren't so nice to perfect faces like yours.
I sat beside you just to let you know,
you need to stand up, look forward, and go.