...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 1 (2007)*
Verse 1:
(Jemaine & Bret):
Am
The distant future, the distant future,
(Jemaine):
It is the distant future, the year 2000.
(Bret):
We are robots.
(Jemaine):
The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s;
There is no more unhappiness.
(Bret):
Affirmative.
(Jemaine):
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say 'affirmative'.
(Bret):
Yes, affirmative.
(Jemaine):
Unless it's a more colloquial situation,
With a few robo-friends.
There is only one kind of dance; The Robot.
(Bret):
And the Robo-Boogie.
(Jemaine):
Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
(Jemaine & Bret):
Am (n.c)
Finally, robotic beings,
Rule the world.
Chorus 1:
(Bret):
Am
The humans are dead,
Dm
The humans are dead.
c
We used poisonous gasses,
Dm
And we poisoned their asses.
Am
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine):
That's right they are dead,
Dm
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine):
They look like they're dead.
c
It had to be done,
(Jemaine):
I'll just confirm,
That they're dead...
Dm
So that we could have fun.
(Jemaine):
(n.c)
Af-firmative.
I poked one. It was dead.
Bridge 1:
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Dm
Can't we just,
Talk to the humans?
F
A little understanding,
Em
Could make things better.
Dm
Can't we talk to the humans,
E7
And work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead.
Binary Solo:
(Bret):
Am (n.c)
0000001,
Dm (n.c)
00000011,
c (n.c)
0000001,
Dm (n.c)
00000011.
Am
0000001,
Dm
0000001,
c
000000111,
(Jemaine):
Dm (n.c)
Come on sucker, lick my battery.
Coda:
Am
Boogie,
Dm
Boogie,
(Robo Boogie),
c
Boogie,
Dm
Robo Boogie.
Am (n.c)
(The humans are dead).
(n.c)
Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead,
Dead dead dead dead dead dooo...
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