...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 7 (2007)*
Intro:
Am, F E7
Chorus 1:
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
F
There's too many mutha uckas,
E7
Uckin, with my shi-,
Uckin, with my shi-
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
F
How many mutha uckas?
E7
Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 1:
Am
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
F
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
Am
And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
F (n.c)
On AP...yeah, you know me.
Am
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
F
Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
Am
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
F
So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
Am
Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
F
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin',
With your shi-, come on!
Chorus 2:
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
F
There's too many mutha uckas,
E7
Uckin, with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
F
How many mutha uckas?
E7
Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 2:
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Am
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
F
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
Am
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
F
Cut the cra-...I need my red delicious.
Am
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
F
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Am
Then... Granny Smith...
F
...An avocado...B-... -a...
Am
...a mango...
F
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Chorus 3:
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
F
There's too many mutha uckas,
E7
Uckin, with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my...
(n.c)
(*Beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Am
Too many mutha uckas,
(n.c)
Uckin' with my shh...
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