Fran Healy - Fly In The Ointment Chords & Tabs

Em    G       C
I was on my wall
Em    G       C
Minding my own business
Em    G       C
When a man walked up to me
Em    G       C
And he say "Hey don't fall",
Em   
"And anyways
G       C                      C
What's a nice guy like you doing sitting on a wall?"

And I say
Em                             D    
"I don't like flies in my ointment
Am                 C/G
And that's what you are
Em                             D  
You'll make me late for my appointment
Am                 C/G
Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar"

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Em      G          C
Well I was down on the ground
Em           G                  C
Minding my own business when a snail slid up to me
Em        G          C
And he said "Hey, slow down,"
Em                  G                     C
"And anyways, you ain't got no business rushing around"


And I said
Em                             D   
"Stop acting like a fly in my ointment
Am                 C/G
Cause that's what you are
Em                             D 
You'll make me late for my appointment
Am                 C/G
Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar"


Em     G        C
I was high in the sky
Em                  G                     C
Minding my ouwn business when a jumbo jet flew by
Em     G        C
And all the people inside
Em                  G                     C
Staring out the window giving me the evil eye

And I said
Em                             D 
"I feel like a fly in the ointment
Am               C/G
And I don't know why
Em                             D 
Please help me I'm late for my appointment
Am               C/G
Late for my appointment with my best friend in the bar
C/G
He's waiting in the bar
C/G
He's waiting in the bar"