Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East
F# (riff) F# (riff)
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
A7 E E D E
If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts
Over Em7 (Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .
ends with B7
Em7 A Em C B7
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
Em A Em C B7 Em
Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
C D Em C D Em
Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F G E F G C B7 C B7
Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik
C B7 C B7
Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik
Say!
(F#m7 E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#m7 E F#m7 E
My dick is a monster Give me your heart
F#m7
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art
F#m7 E F#m7 E
My dick is a Harley you kick it to start
F#m7
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part
F#m7 E F#m7 E
My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit
F#m7 E F#m7 E
My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit
D G B
Steam it! Ream it! Cream it!
Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff
B E D B A A
Mud Shark
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