Glee Cast - Sweet Transvestite Chords & Tabs

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E-E
    How do you do, I
E-G
    See you've met my
G-A              A-E
   faithful handyman.

E-E
   He's just a little brought down, Be-
E-G
   -cause when you knocked
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    he thought you were the candyman.
 
E-E
   Don't get strung out
E-G
    by the way I look,
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    don't judge a book by its cover.
E-E
    I'm not much of a girl
E-G
    by the light of day,
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    but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
        
           B7                      A                      E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
 
E-E
    Let me show you around, maybe
E-G
    play you a sound,
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    you look like you're both pretty groovy.
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E-E
    Or if you want something visual
E-G
    that's not too abysmal,
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    we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
 
E-E
    Well, you got caught with a flat, well,
E-G
    how 'bout that?
G-A                               A-E
    Well, babies, don't you panic.

E-E
    By the light of the night,
E-G
    when it all seems alright,
G-A
    I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
   
           B7                      A                   E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
        
E-E
    Why don't you stay for the night?  Night.
E-G
    Or maybe a bite?  Bite.
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    I could show you my favorite obsession.

E-E
    I've been making a man
E-G
    with blond hair and a tan,
G-A                           A-E
    and he's good for relieving my tension.
 
           B7                      A                  E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
           B7                      A                  E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
 
                 
(spoken)
E
  So - come up to the lab,
G
  and see what's on the slab,
E
  I see you shiver with antici...pation.
G
  But maybe the rain
E
  isn't really to blame,
A
  so I'll remove the cause
E
 (chuckles), but not the symptom.