...1-800-SUICIDE... by Gravediggaz
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*From '6 Feet Deep' (1994)*
Chorus 1:
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Verse 1:
Am
So you wanna die,
Am/G
Com-mit suicide,
D/F# F E7
Dial 1-800- Cyanide line.
Am
Far as life,
Am/G
Yo it ain't worth it,
D/F#
Put a rope around your neck,
F E7
And jerk it.
Am Am/G
The trick didn't work,
D/F#
Your life was fucked up,
F E7
From the first day of birth.
Am
After watching Jackie Gleason,
Am/G
Walk into a precinct,
D/F#
Gun down the captain,
F E7
For no fucking reason.
Am Am/G
And get some L.S.D,
D/F#
Or a drink from the bar,
Get behind your wheel,
F E7
And crash the car.
Am
Like Desert Storm,
Am/G
Got bombs for the war,
D/F#
Con-front an alligator,
F E7
Let it eat ya raw.
Am
Back to the function,
Am/G D/F#
Riding the caboose to hell,
F E7
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
Am Am/G
You fucked up chicken,
D/F#
Now you just got fried;
F E7
'Cos it's a suicide.
Chorus 2:
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Verse 2:
Am
Hey you little rich kid,
Am/G
What's your beef?
D/F#
Come and tell the Grym Reaper,
F E7
All of your grief.
Am
You asked for a Benz,
Am/G
And you only got a Jeep,
D/F#
Your pop's got endz,
F E7
But yo he's mad cheap.
Am
Maybe you're a bastard,
Am/G
Child you think?
D/F#
Mom and dad are white,
F E7
And you're dark as ink.
Am
Maybe you're Sicilian,
Am/G
With a tan,
D/F#
But you hate lasagne,
F E7
And the pizza man.
Am
Now you stand,
Am/G
On the grave digga,
Locked and,
D/F#
You're singing the blues,
F E7
About the rough life you've got,
Am/G
You don't wanna live no more,
D/F#
I guess you're really ready,
F E7
For the graveyard tour.
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Am Am/G
When you get home just seal up,
D/F#
Your windows and you doors,
F
Turn your oven on high,
E7 Am
For a-bout four hours,
Am/G
Light you a blunt,
D/F#
Kiss your ass good-bye,
You gassed yourself,
F E7
'Cos it's a suicide.
Chorus 3:
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Am Am/G
Suicide it's a suicide,
D/F#
Budabuy-by,
F E7
Suicide it's a sui-cide.
Break:
(n.c)
Yep,
I've said it before,
And I'll say it again;
Life moves pretty fast,
If you don't stop,
And look around,
Every once in a while,
You could miss it.
Verse 3:
Am
Six fucking devils,
Am/G
Stepped up playing brave God,
D/F#
Had the fucking nerve,
F E7
To try and enta my grave yard.
Am
I'm the Ryzarector,
Am/G
Be my sacrafice,
D/F#
Com-mit suicide,
F
And I'll bring you,
E7
Back to life.
Am
The first was convinced,
Am/G
Stuck a water hose,
D/F#
In his mouth at full blast,
F E7
So his head can ex-plode.
Am
Second said; hmmm,
Am/G
That's good but I can top it,
D/F# F
Put an axe up to his head,
E7
And then he chopped it.
Am
Blood shot out,
Am/G
In every direction,
D/F#
The rest didn't know,
F
What to do;
E7
I made sug-gestions.
Am Am/G
Put a slug in your mug,
D/F#
Overdose on a drug,
Wet your hair,
F E7
Stick a knife in the plug.
Am
Or be like Richard Pryor,
Am/G
Set your balls on fire,
D/F#
Better yet go hang your-self,
F E7
With a barbed wire.
Am
Three and Four,
Am/G
Fell deep into spell,
D/F#
And ran to the zoo,
F
Locked them-selves,
E7
In a lion's den.
Am
Number Five said;
Am/G
It ain't worth being alive,
D/F#
Smoked a dust suede,
F E7
Mixed it with cynaide.
Am Am/G
The only one to es-cape,
Was number Six,
D/F#
He went home,
F
Sat in the tub,
E7
And slit his wrists.
Am
Yeah,
More graves to dig.
Am/G
Goodbye,
D/F# F
There's no need to cry...
(n.c)
...'Cos we all die.
Outro: (Scratching)
B7
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
