Groucho Marx - Everyone Says I Love You Chords & Tabs

Everyone Says I Love You - From "Horsefeathers"- 
written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby (transposed from Bb)
Groucho:
C   A7       Dm      G7
Everyone says I love you 
C                       E7          F       Cdim
But just what they say it for I never knew 
  C                 Am              Dm7            G7 
It's just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who 
      C F    C   Dm7    G7
Says I love you. 
C      A7    Dm      G7
Take a pair of rabbits who 
   C                     E7        F           Cdim
Get stuck on each other and begin to woo 
C                       Am            Dm7              G7
Pretty soon you'll find a million more rabbits who 
    C F    C   F7  B7
Say I love you 

Em           B7                           Em      A9  
When the lion gets felling frisky and begins to roar 
G                 D7                                        Fm    G7 F G7
There's another lion who knows just what he's roaring for 

C    A7       Dm      G7
Everything that ever grew 
    C                     E7                  F         Cdim
The goose and the gander and the gosling too 
     C                     Am                Dm7               G7
The duck upon the water when he feels that way too
     C        F        C   
Says quack quack quackkkk 

Chico:
C    A7       Dm      G7
Everyone says I love you 
    C                   E7                   F        Cdim
The great big mosquito when-a he sting you 
   C                         Am            Dm7        G7
The fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too 
     C F     C   Dm7   G7
Says I love you 

C    A7       Dm              G7
Every time the cow says-a moo 
C                      E7        F        Cdim
She a-makin' the bully very happy too 
          C                         Am             Dm7                       G7
And the rooster when he hollers cocka-doodle-e-doodle-e-doo 


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     C F   C   F7  B7
Says I love you 

Em             B7                                      Em                                A9  
Christopher Columbo he write the queen of Spain a very nice-a little note 
        G                D7                                     
And-a he's a write "I love-a you, maybe" 
            Fm                              G7   
and he gets himself a great big boat 
           F          G7 
He's a wise-a guy. 

C                A7  Dm         G7
What do you think Columbo do 
       C                   E7       F   Cdim
When he's-a comin' here in 1492 
  C                Am             Dm7                 G7
He say to Pocahontas achie fatchie gatchie goo 
     C                                               F      C       
That means you little son of a gun, I love you. 

Zeppo: 
C    A7         Dm      G7
Everyone Says I Love You 
    C               E7                 F          Cdim
The cop on the corner and the burglar too
    C                       Am              Dm7          G7
The preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew 
     C F     C   Dm7    G7
Says I love you

C   A7     Dm      G7
Everyone no matter who
    C              E7          F        Cdim
The folks over 80 and the kid of two
    C                       Am              Dm7          G7
The captain and the sailor and the rest of the crew
      C F   C   F7  B7
Says I love you

Em            B7                         Em            A9
There are only 8 little letters in this phrase you'll find
    G              D7                                   Fm        G7    F G7
But they mean a lot more than all the other words combined

C    A7          Dm              G7
Everywhere, the whole world through
    C               E7                 F           Cdim
The king in the palace and the peasant too
    C               Am               Dm7            G7
The tiger in the jungle and the monk in the zoo
      C F    C   end 
Says I love you