Half Man Half Biscuit - Bob Wilson - Anchorman Chords & Tabs

"Bob Wilson -  Anchorman" - Half Man Half Biscuit
 
For those that don't know, Bob Wilson is a goalkeeper
turned soccer presenter. And he's dreadful.

Chords by Matt Poole of England, England.

A
Lord, I’ve tried the best I can 
D
I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan 
E
but I still don’t understand
D    			A 
Bob Wilson – anchorman. 

(Chords are the same throughout)
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I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal 
I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal 
Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying 
Bob Wilson – anchorman. 

Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground 
And that man can go faster than the speed of sound 
But I still can’t  get my head around 
Bob Wilson – anchorman. 

I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk 
I’ve got no bus fare; I’ve got to walk 
It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork 
Where be my camper van? 

Well I’d like to meet Stephenson, the engineer 
And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer 
And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of 
Bob Wilson – anchorman.