(intro C G repeat x8)
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C F Am G
Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it
C F Am G
Ugly frontage? don't even think it.
Em Am Em Am
I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet,
D D7 G
I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard.
C G C G C G (instr C G rpt)
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man.
C F Am G C F Am G
Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado
Em Am Em Am
No wife no kids, no way juke box
D D7 G
I get sent the Belstaff catalogues.
C G C G C G (instr C G rpt)
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man.
Em Am Em Am
And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me
Em Am Em Am
A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook.
D7 G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7 G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7 G7
Guess the guest and win a night with
D7 G7 C
Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man
G C G
A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man.
C G C G
Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am
C G
I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan;
C G
I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan"
C G
I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back
C G
I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out
C G C G
Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am
C Am C Am
I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man
G C C7
And you can really taste the hops!