Half Man Half Biscuit - Keeping Two Chevrons Apart Chords & Tabs

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Well I'm not really worried about this
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But can someone please answer me this
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Apart from on commentary where else on earth
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Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used?
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I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North
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Good girl has broken my heart
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She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South
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Now she's keeping two chevrons apart.
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Keeping two chevrons apart, she's keeping two chevrons apart
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They say "plenty more fish", I say "Amoco Cadiz"
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She's keeping two chevrons apart.
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Sunday markets? You'll find Abegele's the best
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In her medium sized launch tethered off Biarritz
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She's keeping two chevrons apart.
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In her medium sized launch tethered off Biarritz
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She's keeping two chevrons,
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Keeping two chevrons, keeping two chevrons apart.