The list
Intro: D A D A G
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I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about 1 am
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I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman
D
She hands me a grocery list, and I say: 'what is this?'
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She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it
G
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
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a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee
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She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically
A
there's a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy
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the daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it
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but you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree
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3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
A G D
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee
D
I walk up to the door of the grocery store
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preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for
D
I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you
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and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you
G
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
D
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet
G
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water
A G D
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee